© meliapond
14 minutes ago + 0 notes

That feeling when your friend passes you on the highway and is driving like a massive ass hole.

tags: #wowie 
3 hours ago + 1 note

Outfit of the day: I have to work and it’s not quite cool enough for cardigans. :(

tags: #ootd #my face 
12 hours ago + 512,585 notes + via / source

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy)

12 hours ago + 114,760 notes + via / source

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

12 hours ago + 1 note

I wish their was a way for me to loose my belly fat and not gain ass tons of muscle on my shoulders because I’m built like a line backer.

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(Source: leajon)

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rpbj:

coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

PLEASE

(Source: littlemammal)

12 hours ago + 8,273 notes + via / source

kirafrog:

[cries over video game music]

12 hours ago + 3,593 notes + via / source

shinjiikari:

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

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(Source: wisekelp)

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

12 hours ago + 6,462 notes + via / source

shdarren:

If this isn’t a good enough reason to buy smash 4…

12 hours ago + 0 notes

Also sorry I haven’t been replying to anyone. I’ll catch up tomorrow when I’m on an actual computer aha

13 hours ago + 432 notes + via / source
逆裁まとめ - さと

(Source: the-universes-plaything)

13 hours ago + 0 notes

Things I need to do before next con: loose weight