Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut
being into girls in this day and age is hard because if you flirt with them all you get back is “aww!! You’re so sweet!!” like no I want to touch your butt
it rained today
I cried tears of joy
"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
jESUS H FUCK
america is just all the people europe didnt likeI guess you could say they were All American Rejects
DID U JUST
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
This little guy was just strutting along the side of the road, couldn’t have cared less when we drove up beside him.
This is my favorite thing on the internet.
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag